"I solemnly swear I am up to no good.": Archive

So, I’m waiting in line at the Super Target, and I see this man. He’s got on a brown leather jacket, jeans, and some regular ‘sneaks. All he’s buying is a bouquet of flowers. I can’t help but imagine that he’s got a great lad and is always an amazing gentleman. I’m sorry, this was a stupid post. I just thought that whatever story he had, whoever he was...

Dec 31st

“I’d be happy with all rain and no shine because you’re beauty is sublime.”

Dec 30th

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Natalie Portman’s Rap | SNL

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I miss you calling everything a "nugget".

Yeah that’s stupid and corny. But ay. Thass meh for ya.

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where-the-heart-is: redcatslashyellowcat: peacelovelife713: brotastic-: brocat-: best video on tumblr (via blanklove) I cry everytime I watch this how is this funny though? I don’t get it.. >.<

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Just saw Easy A. I wish I had parents like that. Her humor was so amazing.

Dec 29th

Is your mood ring blue? Well apparently it means you’re in love.. Hawkward.. :o

Dec 29th

Ew, you’re seeking mad attention. Shut the front door and stop. Kthanks.

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Trololol Y u mad tho?!

Dec 28th

The thing with me is that I’m strong. I’m not the type to back down or admit that I’m wrong. And you? You’re too nice. Don’t let me get away with that. Argue back. Make this hard for me to win. That’s what I like. Not a little pansy boy.

Dec 28th

I just want an apology.

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I’ve lost it.

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“I met a really nice boy yesterday, here in Washington. He said to me, “when I’m...”

– J.K. Rowling (via laksjdhfg09)

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Tatiana should be here by now. -_- Whaddahiell.

Dec 27th

Well.. This is awkward.

Dec 27th

My dog just licked his balls, then licked my arm, and is proceeding to lick his balls again. Brb *takes shower*

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